Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.

1. rock
2. manta ray
3. vulture
4. wild dog
5. oak tree
6. caterpillar
7. male human
8. female human
9. dolphin
10. house dog

What do you feel unworthy of?

many things. love, happiness, friendship, a proper relationship…

Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?
by being a nice person, im really doing both.

Which do you value more: science or intuition?
mainly intuition, though i do like to know my facts first.

Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?
ooooh, um probly the last time i had a boyfriend, he was my best friend, so him. but if i was just starting a relationship, definitely the best friend.

Does the universe revolve around human beings?
uhh no.

If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?
still a virgin, but i wish i hadnt done the things i have.

Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?
uhhhh?

What is your favorite song from the 90’s?
hmmm. macarena!

If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?
G or Q

Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?
i love the images, but not really. angels, yes though.

What makes you want to be someone’s friend?
their personality, in particular being down to earth, friendly, not backstabby or mean, wanting to spend time with me, being caring, having a facinating personality/interests, intelligence….many things.

Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?
no. okay, well sometimes…i wouldnt call some harmless omegle fun trolling.

Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?
no.

What is your favorite line from a movie?
And in the morning, Im making waffles! or…do the roar. do the roar. Both Shrek lines.

What’s your favorite video game?
Singstar, Dance Dance Revolution, or Pokemon.

Have you ever taken something that wasn’t yours?
Yes…

What is one phrase people say that irritates you?
mars well. ya know, like old ladies say it? its  may. as. well. not mars.

You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?
mostly yes, some parts no. by reading my diary, im assuming this means my Tumblr.

Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?
Bubble Bath :)

Are you allergic to anything?
nope. apart from things i dont want to do :)

What is your favorite Terminator movie?
dont have one. never seen terminator.

What is your favorite fast food?
ohhh, KFC. or chinese food.

What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?
ooooh thats tough. um, betray or deeply and consistently hurt me.

Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?
yes….. im not saying whether its would or have though :p

Have you ever said ‘I hate everyone’ and really meant it literally?
nope.

Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?
because money is power. and power is addictive.

Have you ever won a carnival fish?
whats that?

Did it live more than a week?
again, what?!

What’s the best sounding accent a person can have?
ohhh, scottish or irish. ovaries=boom.

What’s the most boring thing you’ve ever read?
my student loan contract.

Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?
well considering my laptop is a touch screen….. but for cellphones i like buttons.

Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?
no. hp is interesting. lotr isnt. theyre both thick books though?

Would you consider yourself to be naive?
i used to be. and in some things i still am, but i like that.

Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?
michael. just cos he does stupid shit without thinking.

What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?
$10. or at least $50 if there was someones pee in there too.

Would you ever wear real fur?
no way.

Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?
theyre both creepy.

What are your feelings about police officers?
theyre humans, doing a job, and they do it well. theres a lot of reputation and responsibility to hold up in that uniform, and i think a lot of people forget that.

What is your favorite line from a song?
I’m always by your side/even when you struggle/it makes your wings grow stronger/you’re a beautiful survivor -Julia Grace - Beautiful Survivor

Is fifty dollars a lot of money?
yes. in some things. 

Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)?
obvoisly not, if you have to link me to them….

Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?
self-satisfaction.

What’s your middle name?
elizabeth.

What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
i dont know! i need a list of possibles lol. drink from a funnel? eat almost anything. 

Are you good, evil or neutral?
neutral.

Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?
i dont know enough to say.

What color is your bedroom?
blue and white.

What color would you like it to be?
blues good. Though Id like a black ceiling :)

When are you planning to move to a new home?
well, in the next year or so when i go to study.

If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?
id say 7-8000. I have a bed, and a laptop, cellphones, external HDD, furniture, gazillion clothes etc.

Do you blow your nose in public?
i have done so, yup. with a tissue/hankie though.

Do you want to follow in your parent’s footsteps?
My mum, yes. She is the strongest, most amazing person I know.

What is the coolest web site you know of?
Well obviously Im a bit of a fan of Tumblr. But other than that, I like hairdyeforum.co.uk

Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?
Blues Clues :D

Of the following, which word best describes you:
enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful

Can you eat with chopsticks?
Badly, and slowly.

Could you tell real money from counterfeit?
Probably not…

What do you think about school uniforms?
Some look good, some look horrid. They are good equalisers, but I dislike their initial cost. Its an amazing amount to spend on one outfit, that isnt always the best quality.

What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?
Ancient Greece

What would make a great new Crayola color?
Tonks. aka a crayon that changes colour dependent on mood.

If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?
well, i dont know. But it would be a significant insight into the workings of their mind, to see what they thought would make them rich and famous. 

If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?
Brooke Fraser

Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?
I wouldnt have a clue. Obviously not me.

Who knows more…you, or your parents?
It depends on the topic.

What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?
Bagpipes.

Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?
I have no idea, but I enjoy the way you say a child it an it.

Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?
Maybe. If I was already married and my husband let me and I really really needed the money. I wouldnt give them my virginity though.

Are you completely in control of your body?
No, theres a whole part of your body that is automatic.

Are you completely in control of your mind?
No. Subconscious?

Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? 
Handpicked.

Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?
Somewhat. I know the way my brain and medication interacts well enough to know whats going on at some times.

Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?
Movies, songs, books. I write, but really only as a cathartic release.

Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?
Not if they were paid to endorse it.

What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?
Dance movies. And movies with michael cera and zooey deschanel in them.

Does fashion matter to you?
No. Buying clothes that fit matters to me first.

Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?
Of course, otherwise its corruption.

What do you get in trouble for the most?
Being late.

Should parents spank their kids?
No. Punishment should fit the crime etc etc.

What is your worst daily habit?
Not brushing my teeth.

If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?
Oh, theres many. Police 10/7 and Survivor are two.

Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?
Sweet.

Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?
No. Not if my feelings are bubbling up and I cant hold them in.

What do you feel the most guilty about?
A couple of things. What Ive done with someone, what I said to someone, and pretending to be somebody Im not.

Do you meditate?
I try, when I cant get to sleep. Though its more relaxation than meditation.

Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?
My dreams are rarely random images. They almost always have a storyline.

Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?
Yeah but what I feel isnt always simple and easy to explain.

The thief knows that everyone steals.

What’s the most incredible experience you ever had?
Nuie. Or spending time under the stars with a couple of my favourite people in the world and just talking about life. Zorbing was pretty awesome too.

Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?
All the time.

Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?
I dont usually say it. I often write it, but not many people read it. And less care.

What is one thing you can’t do?
Do a flip on a trampoline.

Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)?
No. Again, whats with these people I dont know.

Are you gentle?
I dont know?

When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?
When Im telling someone how I feel. Or when Im home alone at night.

Are you trying to find yourself?
Yes.

Where are you looking?
God and stuff, I guess. Reading a bit, listening a bit.

Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people’s feelings?
Yes. I’m more worried about not burdening people.

What would make you a stronger person?
Bones of steel. And teflon skin. :D And a faith in something bigger than myself.

What book would you like to read sometime soon?
Anything by Jodi Picoult. Also The girl series by Steig Larsson.

Well more like chunky dunking. And technically it wasnt skinny dipping cos i had tog bottoms on (i was to scared to take them off!) but its still such an exhilarating feeling. pretty much every bone in my body was telling me not to do it, its midnight, im by myself, i could die, its cold (it really really was) and i so nearly chickened out, but i did it :D and i was like manically giggling doing it :)

i only stayed in for like 10mins, but it was still worth it.

Interesting convo coming home though……

What does happiness/joy feel like physically? 
a feeling of lightness in my gut, a leaping heart.

List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most. 
mummi
bevan
suzie
the hannenvoices
lil hewitt

How many movies have you gone to see this month? 
shrek 4! do the roar. do it. :)

If you could have 3 wishes…but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for? 

1. that my mum would be healthy and live for a long time without pain.

2. to eliminate poverty and injustice

3. that everyone could experience true joy

In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense? 
listen to loud music, hit pillows, stab a block of clay etc

How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car? 
1 million. provided it wasnt during school hours :p

Have you ever killed an animal?
not that i recall? that excludes insects though.

Have you ever lost someone close to you?
yes. some have died, others left.

What do you think of cloning? 
i think its dangerous, and kinda creepy!

Do you read or watch TV more often? 
watch tv, though i love to read.

With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety? 
not hugely. everyone will die at some point, id rather live a free, but short life

What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive? 
a personal apology to every family of a person hes killed, and community service? i think jail would be too easy.

Have you ever named an individual part of your body? 
no.

Have you ever been on the radio or on TV? 
yup, on a community tv station.

Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes? 
nope.

Have you ever won a contest or competition? 
um yup, colouring competitions!

Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don’t know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)? 

well obviously, if i have to look him up, i dont like watching it…

Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? 
grandparents were a builder/groundskeeper and a kitchen hand/seamstress. great grandparents were farmers. this is on mums side. i dont know about dads.

Is there anything really interesting in your family history? 
not hugely.

Is there anyone you trust completely? 
no :(

Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
yes. it still hurts like fuck.

How do you feel about women in politics? 
what is there to feel? i find it quite insulting that youd think only men should be in politics. government should represent the people, that doesnt work if you miss out over half the population!

Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? 
outdoor pool.

What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own? 
sign language, guitar, umm?

Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? 
yes. im not dumb.

Would you consider yourself to be wise? 
noo…

Have you ever given or received a lap dance? 
nope.

Have you ever spoken to a homeless person? 
yeah :)

Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? 
if we had one?

If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you? 
no. its not worth it. if i could add 70 years to someone elses life at that expense i would though.

Can you finish any of the following lyrics? 

A: Nothing to kill or die for… no religion too.

B: Late comings with the late comin’ stretcher… ?

C: I could make a film and make you my star…  ?

Were you ever with someone while they died?
yes, both my grandparents :(

Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star? 
world political leader.

Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? 
yes, ive written many to my exboyfriend.

Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? 
no, but i want to :)

Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? 
yesh, parachute! id love to go to paramore too…

Of all animated movies, which is the best one you’ve ever seen? 
shrek. without a doubt. then shark tale?

What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving? 
idk, i dont drive…

What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished? 
to love unconditionally.

What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you? 
be smart, laidback, grow their hair, be good with kids and dogs, be kind to people.

About how many emails do you get a day? 4-5

How many of those emails are junk mail? 4-5

How many of them are forwards? 
0

What’s your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site? 
tumblr/facebook :)

Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy? 
idk. idc.

Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?
hell yes! actually, i wanna go up the country for under 500 bucks.

Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip? 
umm, my teddy bear? hanneke or grace? icarus, if hed go.

Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold, charming, dependable

If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?
umm early 20s? maybe like 23, 24?

Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?
no…im not that paranoid.

What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? 
um? harry potter 7?

What is your quest? 
to love, to trust, to do good, to find truth.

What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming?
are you kidding? the 4 year old!

Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle? 
um, im not sure? i guess its possible?

Who are you the most jealous of? 
suzie, i think.

What is the happiest way you can start your day? 
waking up to no alarm, birds chirping, warm bed and a person i love beside me :)

Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world? 
yeah, then i wake up.

Who thinks that you are offensive?
um im not sure?

If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?
ummm, spelling?

Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?
ohh yes.

Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don’t know what it is?
no, i dnt think theres an explanation…

Do you get offended easily?
sometimes.

Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? 
hell yes! theyre still the same person.

Do you believe in fate or free will? 
both. 

Do you believe that only boring people get bored?
no?

Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? 
not sure yet.

What changes are you afraid of? 
any that i dont make.

Are you a day person or nocturnal? 
nocturnal. for sure.

What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)?
brooke fraser-what to do with daylight

Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?
hmmm. food service i think. office is cool, retails okay.

What’s the coolest job you ever had? 
um working in a pharmacy.

What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to?
im not good enough/imgoing to fail/im wierd.

Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress? 
not really.

If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do? 

What star sign are you and what is your sign like? 
Aquarius. um hang on ill google it. i think theyre friendly, loving, loyal, but hold a grudge? 

Did the Blair Witch Project scare you? 
havent seen it, but the thought of it does.

Are you in constant fear of death?
no, at times, death seems quite pleasant. im scared of my mum dying.

Does fear of death keep you from building a life?
…no. fear of life does.

Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen? 
no, it really doesnt bother me.

Are you a fan of any comic books? 
not really…boring, i know.

At what age did you attend your first funeral?
8 or 9 i think. It was for a classmate.

What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)? 
deodorant and sweat.

What are your greatest sources for wisdom?
icarus, alastair calder, funky quotes.

When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from? 
um, mummies tummies.

What is your favorite band?
skillet prolly. or switchfoot or paramore?

What’s the best cheesy 80’s song? 
heaven is a place on earth! or 99 red balloons…

What’s the best kind of movie to see on a date? 
comedy.

Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
right at the back few rows. 

Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? 
no…

Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?
if i believed in the cause, if someone needed my help badly, if i was bored?

Candles or strobe lights? 
candles.

Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?
idk, i fell asleep halfway through the first one and didnt go back.

When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?
neither, theyre just fellow humans.

Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?
i think its built into our society. i dont think its cultural though, or inbred. just learned.

What do you really want to buy?
 a motorbike :D

You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? 
love. always, always love.

If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help? 
I had a black dog. Or living with a black dog.

Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves ‘one nation under god’? 
no…most religions worship some higher power or god, whether it be themselves or a heavenly being.

In what sense are you a minority?
i have glasses. im a geeky chick. i stayed in my hometown after high school. im 19 and a virgin.

Are you anti social?
not anti social, just incredibly shy. 

Do you photograph well?
oh helllll no.

Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter?
nope.

1. Who are you?

I’m a girl, I’m Sheryl, and beyond that, I’m not quite sure.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?

I’m unpredictable, I’ll probably hurt you, and dont worry, I dont like me either.

3. Who did you take this survey from (the entire survey is available here: http://www.myspace.com/5000_question_survey)?

That link right there ^^^

When you aren’t filling out 5000 question surveys, what are you doing?

Sleeping, eating, moping, or playing with kids :)

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).

Okayy, I liked Chemistry, German and IT. English too, sometimes. I didnt like classes where the teachers were mean, but overall I liked subjects the same.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?

To sort my shit out.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Happy.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?

Transition. And depressed.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?

Childish I think…

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?

Byee.

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?

Something by Evanescence. Or Hate Me - Blue October

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?

 I started last week :)

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?

Worse…then better for a bit but heads downwards

13. Does time really heal all wounds?

No. You just think about them less often.

14. How do you handle a rainy day?

Stay in bed, warm and watch DVDs!

15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?

holiday lights…so frustrating!!!

16. How is your relationship with your parents?

Mum, verry close. Dad, mutual respect but kinda distant.

Will you miss them when they are gone?

I dont know how Ill live without mum.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?

If Im watching. Otherwise, I can be oblivious

18. What is the truest thing that you know?

I know that I have the capacity to think and feel.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?

Dead…

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?

Yes. Numerous times.

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?

Physically, giver. Emotionally, taker.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?

If its not too personal.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?

Shit, I dont know…um, migranes? or spraining my ankle?

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?

When he left without saying goodbye.

25. Who have you hugged today?

Nobody…

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?

Mum bought me tea and made sure I was okay.

27. Do you have a lot to learn?

Ohhhh yes.

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?

A Be happy and fufilled.

B Be a Christian

C How to love

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?

how other people make you feel.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?

Trust. Respect. Love.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

A Skydive

B Travel the world

C Make a difference.

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?

A Watch my mum die.

B Have everyone know everything about me.

C have my limbs cut off one by one.

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?

Girls Brigade?

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..

20’s: reallly old…

30’s: when my grandma was born..

40’s: war time

50’s: cool skirts and polka dots

60’s: wish id lived then!

70’s: music my dad likes

80’s: every hideous fashion in the book

90’s: leggings, tamagotchis and a good childhood.

2000 : technology

2010’s: a new beginning

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 90s, I grew up firmly in it.

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? guns and Roses - Sweet Child O Mine

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? New Zealand, and currently John Key.

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?

Keep your head screwed on.

38. What’s your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?

Channel 2 - the Tyra Show is on at 4.30 am!

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?

Um? 

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?

yup. I was a girl in the Boy Scouts.

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?

FLY!

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?

Because God made it that way.

43. What does your name mean?

Beautiful Meadow, Beloved.

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?

Ocean. Pretttyyyy!

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: Light.

Meat: Red.

Different: I see the NZSL sign for it lol.

Pink: Joy.

Deserve: Reward.

White: Pure.

Elvis: Judy.

Magic: Wizard.

Heart: Love.

Clash: Cymbals.

Pulp: Shoes.

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?

Jesus. Though technically not dead, so um… Martin Luther King?

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?

Idk, the Queen? Just to say I have?

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?

Coyote Ugly

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?

Knitting, a pack of cards, pen and paper, and music.